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When Haley and I were little, we had a Strawberry Shortcake babydoll with a little hole in her mouth, and when you squeezed her she'd breathe out strawberry breath.

I was standing next to the mail machine just now, putting postage on an envelope, and I suddenly thought about what Strawberry Shortcake's breath smelled like.

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I have a nose whistle.

It won't go away.

It's really annoying.

Cinnamon Ornaments

1c cinnamon
3/4c applesauce
2T white glue
(1T ground nutmeg, optional)
1T ground cloves, optional)

Combine dry ingredients, add applesauce and glue. Mix until blended, form a ball and knead on cinnamon-sprinkled surface until it holds together well. Roll out and cut ornaments with (I'm using teensy gingerbread man) cookie cutters, and use a straw to put a hole in for hanging. Dry on wax paper, turning periodically so cutouts stay flat and dry evenly, for about a week or until completly dry.

This is what I'm making for my coworkers for Christmas. They're easy, smell really good, and I can make a ton of them - enough for everybody with little effort. :)

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Our lifetime-guaranteed lightbulb is verrrry dim. I think it's time to get a new one. " Last for years," my ass. :P