This is why I love the Clermont Apts' newsletter.

"Ever wondered what your three wishes would be if you found a genie in a lamp? A million dollars, a car, a perfect vacation - you have to stop at three! But how many of us have wondered what it would be like to be the genie? Well, speculate no more. If you know people who are looking for a great place to live, you can *poof* grant their wish by referring them to Clermont. (No head-nodding necessary.) And if a person you refer moves in, we'll turn into genies ourselves and give you $300 off one month's rent. What a great deal - all the fun without having to live in a tiny bottle!"

This was one of two "articles" on the front page of the newsletter. (You know, the one that was given to us on the 19th with a special coupon you can fill out and turn in with your rent to be put in a drawing for fifty bucks off your rent. We're gonna do it, because of course we waited until the 19th to turn in our rent check.)