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The owners of my company came in today. One of them has business ventures in China and is over there all the time, and he brought in a passel of Coach purse knockoffs for us for Christmas gifts. They're pretty! My favorite part is the embossed leather label on the inside. It says: "THIS IS A COACH BAG. IT WAS HANDCRAFTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF COMPLETELY NATURAL GLOVE TANNED COWHIDE. THE VARIATIONS IN THE CHAIR ARE CHARACTERISTICS OF NATURAL FULL CRAW LEATHER."

I also got a bonus today, for Christmas. Boo for 48% taxes.